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Pick the category you're interested in below . . . Bible Jokes Knock, Knock Jokes Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? General Riddles Other Jokes What do you get if . . .? Mind Benders Tongue Twisters Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
Q: Why did the basketball playour go to the doctor? What keys are foud in the animal kingdom? Donkeys,monkeys,and turkeys. Why do skunks smell so bad? Cheap cologne. Where do space explorers leave their space craft ? At a parking meteors. What is black and white and furry and moves on 16 wheels ? A skunk on roller blades. Where is the best place to park dogs ? In a barking lot. How can you make a skunk stop smelling ? Cut off his nose. Why do the coyotes call at night ? The rates are cheaper. What do you call a flying ape ? A hot- air baboon. Why does a giraffe have a long neck ? So he won't have to smell his feet. Why can't you telephone the zoo ? The lion's busy. Q: What did the little pig put on his sore toe? A: Oink-ment Brianna age 8 Q: Where does a cowboy's horse live? A: On mane street. Brianna age 8 Riddle me, riddle me, what is that? Over the head and under the hat? Hair! Q: I run on my bed and never tire. What am I? A: A River Q: A Butcher is 5'11" . . . what does he weigh? A: Meat! Q. Why was the ant confused? A. Because all his uncles were ants! Daniel
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Q: Why didn't the dime fall off cliff when the nickel did?
Autumn Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital Andrea Q: Why do ducks have flat feet? Q: How do you become a squirrel,s friend? Starr age 8 Q: What do you call a crazy astronaut? Q: What has no legs or arms and runs down hill Q: Where do you put a cart before a horse? Q: How do you 'top a car? Q: Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Q: Why did the golfer have two pairs of pants on? Q: What did Jack and Jill sing when they went up the wrong hill. Q: Why do elephants wear blue tennis shoes? Q: What has two lips but no tongue? Malia age 7 Q: What do you get if you cross a sheep and a porcupine? Sharon Q: What did the 2 oceans say when they met? Q: What's pink and cries a lot? A: A newborn pig. Chelsey age 8 Q: What gets wetter as it dries? A: A towel Constant Q: How many feet are in a yard? A: Depends how many people are standing in it. Constant What has two lips but no tongue? A tulip! Q: When do you go at red and stop at green? A: When you're eating water melon. Q: What do you call a cow with no feet? A: It doesn't matter, he wont come no matter what you call him. Q: What is polka dotted and rides on the fire truck? A: A fireman with the measles. Joshua Q: You are in a cave with no way out and you have only got three matches how do you get out? A: Strike one,strike two,strike three you're out. Joshua Q: Why did the pig want to be a ham? A: Because he was one. Samuel age 9 3/4 Q: What did the boy make for the best mother in the world? A: He built a monument for her. Samuel age 9 3/4 Q: If a rooster lays an egg on the top of a steep house. Which way will the egg roll down? A: Neither side, rooster don't lay eggs! Samuel age 9 3/4 Q: What is a chicken's worst day? A: Friday! Samuel age 9 3/4 Q: Why are the lobsters so red? A: Because the never put any sunscreen on!!! Samuel age 9 3/4 Q: "What is more powerful than God, more evil than the devil, if you drink it you'll die." 80% of Kindergartners got this right, 17% college students got this right. A: NOTHING! Samuel Q: What do you call a cow with no feet? A: Ground Beef Mason age 7 Q: What is black & white, black & white, black & white, and black & white? A: A nun falling down the stairs! Zach age 12 Q: What would happen if everyone in our country had a pink car? A: We'd have a carnation Faith Q: Why did the man put suntan lotion on his chicken? A: Because he liked dark meat! Rushana age 11 Q: Why didn't the zombie eat the clown? A: Because he tasted funny! Sarah Q: How did Grandpa brake his leg raking leaves? A: He fell out of the tree! Q: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York? A: Because she can't sit down! Courtney Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank? A: To get his quarterback . . . Q: What did the hair say to the brush? A: Hair we go again! Q: What kind of ant smells the best? A: DeoderANT Q: What is black, white and red? A: A sunburned penguin Q: Why did the girl throw a clock out her window? A: She wanted to see time fly. Hannah age 9 Q: What is green and fluffy? A: A seasick poodle! Q: How come they could not make pop-corn during World War II? A: Because all the Kernels were fighting. Q: Why did the soldier have pork pies in his ears? A: He belonged to the Pie and Ear corp! (Pioneer Corp.....get it!) Liz age 9 Q: How can you catch a squirrel? A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut! Rachael age 10 Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter, because he's not coming. Q: What did the Indian say when his dog jumped off the cliff? A: Dog gone Jack Q: Why does honey bees have sticky hair? A: Because they use honey combs! Pearl Q: Why did the guy give his watch to the bank? A: To save time! Pearl Q: What Do you Call two Banana peels? A: A pair of slippers! Amon age 7 Q: How do you make seven even? A: Take away the S. SEM Q: Where do polar bears vote? A: The North Polls! Q: What do penguins ride? A: Ice-Cycles Q: What is the famous skunk statue in Egypt? A: The Stinx Q: What is a spook's favorite carnival ride? A: The roller ghosted Q: What did the Atlantic ocean say to the Pacific ocean? A: Nothing, he just waved. Q: Why does Saturn have rings? A: Because there was no comet to scrub it away! Amanda Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? A: Time to get a new fence! Kyle Q: Why are those boats in line? A: Because they're row boats! Q: What kind of keys does Tommy (from the Rugrats) carry? A: Cookies Leah Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: He was feeling kind of crummy! Q: Why was the TV Sad? A: Because no one would watch him. Q: What has 4 wheels and files? A: A garbage truck! Hope Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A: So he could hide in the strawberry patch. Tina age 8 Q: What is a pickle's favorite store ? A: Dillards Sammie Q: What did the boy cat say to the girl cat when they met? A: You look absolutely purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-fect! Jessica and Frank Q: What is black and white and green and black and white ? A: Two zebras fighting over a pickle ! Jonathan Q: What's Red, White and black? A: A zebra with chickenpox Q: What do you call a cow that does not give milk A: An udder failure Q: What did the Elephant do when he stubbed his toe and could not walk? A: He called the toe truck. Q: What 2 subjects do snakes study in school? A: Hissstory and SSSSScience Q: What is black and white and read all over? A: A newspaper Q: What are two banana peels? A: A pair of slippers. (Ha, ha, ha) Q: What did the Dirt say to the Rain? A: Keep it up and my name is Mud! Q: How did the rocket lose his job ? A: He was fired. Q: Why did the farmer put his cow on a scale ? A: He wanted to see how much the milky weighed. Q: What did the judge say when the skunk came into the courtroom? A: Odor in the court! Q: How did the sunbathing frog die? A: Heat Croak. Q: Why couldn't the sailors play cards? A: Because the captain was on the deck. Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? A: You're to young to smoke. Q: What did Snow White say while she was waiting for her photos? A: I can't wait to see my prints Q: Why can't leopards play hide and seek? A: Because they are always spotted Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pair of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one. Q: What does a bee ride to go to school? A: The Buzz Q: Why does the number 6 hate the number 7? A: Because.....7 ate 9... (seven, eight, nine)!!!!!!!! Get it? Q: What do you call little piles of trash? A: Dumplings... Q: What is red and hides behind the cherry tree??? A: An embarrassed elephant!!! Kristin Q: What did the bird say to the other bird ,when they saw the dog in the sun? A: That's a pretty hot-dog! Elizabeth Q: What key doesn't open a door. A: monkey Q: What is a pig doing when it is eating? A: Making a hog out of it's self. Q: What did the three legged dog say as he stumbled into town? A: I Came to get the man who shot my paw! Q: Why are baseball players so cool? A: Because they have lots of fans! Contact Us Ask your parents first, then send it to the KIDSPOT joke department (If you type your name and age after your joke or riddle we will list it too!) Clean Jokes only . . . Jokes and Riddles may be edited for content . . . |
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