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Pick the category you're interested in below . . . Bible Jokes Knock, Knock Jokes Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? General Riddles Other Jokes What do you get if . . .? Mind Benders Tongue Twisters Q: What do you get when you pour sand on top of an egg? A: Sandy Eggo - San Diego Lindsey 2nd Grade. Q: What would you get if you crossed a camel with a cow? A: A Lumpy milkshake! Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a mountain lion? A: Sausage Lynx. Q: What do you get if you cross a joey with a lamb? A: A little woolly jumper! (a joey is a baby kangaroo . . .) Michael Q: What do you get when you cross a blizzard and a mosquito? A: Frostbite! Q: What do you get when you cross a space rocket with a foot? A: Mistletoe! Q: If you cross a famous detective with a skeleton, what do you get? A: Sherlock Bones! Q: What do you get when you cross an owl with a skunk? A: A bird that smells but doesn't give a hoot! Jarrett age 8 Q: what do you get when you cross two bees and a water pistol? A: A beebee gun! Kenji Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk and a teddy bear? A: Winnie the PEW! Q: What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, A giant pineapple, and cold milk? A: The worlds best Sundae! Contact Us Ask your parents first, then send it to the KIDSPOT joke department (If you type your name and age after your joke or riddle we will list it too!) Clean Jokes only . . . Jokes and Riddles may be edited for content . . . |
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