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Pick the category you're interested in below . . . Bible Jokes Knock, Knock Jokes Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? General Riddles Other Jokes What do you get if . . .? Mind Benders Tongue Twisters Q: An electric train is traveling north at 100 miles an hour, which way does the smoke go? A: Eletric trains don't have smoke . . . lol Noell age 10 Q: The wind is blowing hard from the north, if a rooster sitting on the roof of a barn lays an egg, which way will it roll, north or south? A: Roosters don't lay eggs. Noell age 10 Q : How do you get out of a house with no windows or doors just a mirror and a table? A: You look in the mirrior you saw what you saw you take the saw you cut the table in half and every body knows two half make a whole you take the whole and you clime out the hole. Q: In Michigan is it legal to marry your widows sister? A: Its not possible because your dead. Mikaela Q: Timothy Titus tied two tall knots in two tall trees. How many Ts are in that? A: Two (ThaT) Mikaela Q: Forwards I'm heavy, backwards I'm not . . . What am I A: Ton . . . Not Q: You have 2 coins that make 30 cents. One of them isn't a nickel, what are the coins? A: One of them isn't a nickel, but the other is. So you have a quarter and a nickel. Chase Q: A man rode in on Friday stayed two days and left on Tuesday. How is that possible? A: The horse's name was Friday. Q: What has a tongue, but no mouth? A: A shoe Q: If there was a plane crash on the border of Canada and the USA where would the survivors be buried? A: The survivors wouldn't be buried. Q: Why does the number 6 hate the number 7? A: Because.....7 ate 9... (seven, eight, nine)!!!!!!!! Get it? Contact Us Ask your parents first, then send it to the KIDSPOT joke department (If you type your name and age after your joke or riddle we will list it too!) Clean Jokes only . . . Jokes and Riddles may be edited for content . . . |
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