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Bible Jokes
Knock, Knock Jokes
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
General Riddles
Other Jokes
What do you get if . . .?
Mind Benders
Tongue Twisters

Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise a lot of food!

Laurin age 9


Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
No one
No one who?
I said NO ONE!

Lamaprinces age 8

Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Joanna
Joanna who?
Joanna hear another knock knock joke?

Amber age 7

Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Francis.
Francis who?
Francis full of French people!

Mindy age 10

Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Monkey
Monkey Who?
Monkey See, Monkey do!

James

Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Disguise.
Disguise who?
Disguise the limit

A.R.R.

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Cowgo
Cowgo who?
-No silly, cow goes moo!

Noelle age 8

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Mice.
Mice who?
Mice to meat you.

Steven age 10


Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry its just a joke!
get it?


Knock Knock
Who's There??
Olive God
Olive God who???
Olive God Very Much.


Do You Love God????
Butterfly age 10


knock knock
who's there
banana
banana who
knock knock
who's there
banana
banana who
knock knock
who's there
banana
banana who
knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who
orange you glad I didn't say banana again


Knock,knock
Who's there,
Orange,
Orange who
Orange you thirsty?

Chelsey age 8



Knock Knock
Who's there?
Satellite.
Satellite, who?
Set a light in the window.
One by land, two by sea.

Samuel age 9 3/4


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Candy
Candy who?
Candy you go any faster?

AMANDA


If you didn't see me for one day would you remember me?
YES!

If you didn't see me for one week would you remember me?
YES!

If you didn't see me for one month would you still remember me?
YES!

knock knock
Who's there?
Hey you told me you would remember me

Brittany age 9


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Old Lady
Old Lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel


Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne Who?
Dwayne the tub, I'm dwaoning!!!!

Caleb age 6


Knock knock
Who's there?
Claus
Claus who?
Claus the door it's freezing in here!

Eunice


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Oil.
Oil who?
Oil get you!

Lindsey


Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Olive!
Olive Who!
Olive you!


Knock-knock
Who's there?
Stew
Stew, who?
Stew early to go to bed.

Brandi




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