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Pick the category you're interested in below . . . Bible Jokes Knock, Knock Jokes Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? General Riddles Other Jokes What do you get if . . .? Mind Benders Tongue Twisters SCHOOL OUTING Jessica:Did you here the joke about the sun? Josh:No. Jessica:Never mind its way over your head. Have you heard the joke about the three pigs wearing base ball caps? No. Pity, I haven't either. "A storm is coming, a storm is coming!" said the muskrat as the turtle plotted right by. The rat scrambled down the hole as he said, "A storm is coming, a storm is coming!" The wise old beaver said to the turtle, "You better go home a storm is coming." As he went in his dam. The turtle sat down and went down in his shell and said, "I'm at home." Samuel age 9 3/4 A rich man went on vacation to the jungle. The tour guide said, "Whatever you do don't touch the purple gorilla." The rich man said, "O.K. I won't." Three weeks later, the rich man said to himself I have to touch that purple gorilla." So he touched the purple gorilla. As soon as he touched him, the purple gorilla turned around and chased the rich man to the car, onto a train, in a bus and at the airport. As soon as the man was relaxed in first class, the purple gorilla caught him, of course! The purple gorilla touched him and said, "Your it!" Samuel age 9 3/4 Three men go into the army and the sergeant tells them to come back the next day with something that they will use in the desert. When they come back, their sergeant asked them what they brought. The white man showed him food and said, "I brought this to stop us from getting hungry." The black man showed him a canteen and said, "This is to quench our thirst." The idiot showed him a car door. The sergeant said, "Why did you bring this." The idiot replied, "If we get hot, we can roll down the window." Kevin Did you here about the fight in the Candy store? No. The lollipop got licked! Pearl A man and his son were in an accident. The ambulance came and took both to separate hospitals. The doctor came in to see the boy and said, "I can't operate on this boy he's my son. Can you explain this? The doctor was the boy's mother. From: Rick 3 men walk into a hotel and want to rent a room .The clerk charges them $30 dollars. They each pay $10.00 Later on the clerk realizes he over charged them. He gives the bell boy $5.00 and tells him to give it back to them. On his way to them he realizes he can't split it evenly so he keeps $2.00 and gives them back $1.00 each. So they end up paying $9.00 each and 3 times 9 is $27.00 plus the $2.00 the bell boy kept is $29.00 so what happened to the other dollar? (Don't worry, there is no answer to this one . . .) A duck walked into a library. He waddled up to the librarian and said BOOK BOOK. The librarian gave him a couple of books. A little while later the duck returned and said BOOK BOOK. The librarian gave him two more books. A few minutes later the duck returned and said BOOK BOOK. This time the librarian gave him the books but quietly followed behind the duck. As she watched behind a tree she saw the duck drop the books into a rushing stream. Down the river a frog sat on a toadstool replying read it read it read it. (Adam Colson) Once there was a daddy tomato, a momma tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking to the store and the baby tomato kept dragging behind. So the daddy tomato stopped, went back to the baby tomato, stomped on him and said, "Ketchup"! Ned: Did you hear about the man who was arrested for stealing a pig? Jed: No, how did they catch him? Ned: The pig squealed! Contact Us Ask your parents first, then send it to the KIDSPOT joke department (If you type your name and age after your joke or riddle we will list it too!) Clean Jokes only . . . Jokes and Riddles may be edited for content . . . |
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