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Why did the Chicken cross the Road?
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Q: Why did the one handed man cross the road?
A: Because the second hand shop was on the other side. . .

Readergirl age 11

Q: Why did the Chicken cross the Internet?
A: To get to the other site. . .

Q: Why did the football player cross the road?
A: To get his Quarterback.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.

Ashlyn age 9

Q: Why did the ice cream cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was eating it.

Noelle age 9

Q: Why did the pig cross the road?
A: Because he wanted to be a road hog

Noelle age 9

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: I have no idea either.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: It was his day off.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken.

Q: Why did the sheep cross the road?
A: To get to the ba-ah-ah-rber shop!

Andy age 8

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: Because the chicken had retired.

Ana age 7

Q: why did the sheep cross the road?
A: Because he wanted his maaaamaaaa!

Chelsey age 8

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side! . . . . Duh . . . .

Q: Why did the man put suntan lotion on his chicken?
A: Because he liked dark meat!

Rushana age 11

Q: Why did the sheep cross the road?
A: To get to the baaaathroom

Crystal

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: So he could get fried

Q:Why did the gum cross the road?
A:Because it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Q. Why did the Turkey cross the road?
A Because he wasn't a Chicken.

Q:Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have any guts!

Q:Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A:There was a Body Shop on the other side.

Q:Why did the dirty chicken cross the road twice?
A:Because it wanted to be a dirty double-crosser!

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A:To prove to the skunk and opossum it could be done!

Q: Why did the cactus cross the road?
A: Because he was stuck to the chicken!

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station!

Q:Why did the chicken cross the park?
A:To get to the other slide.

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